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FUCK

Sat, 25 Apr 2009 22:03:08 GMT

WHO LET ADRIAN FUCKING VEIDT ON THIS BOAT!?

Oh, that's right.

PROBABLY ADRIAN FUCKING VEIDT'S FUCKING
MONEY THAT HE USED TO FUND FUCKING GIGANTIC
POWER GENERATORS THAT MURDER MILLIONS OF PEOPLE
WHILE CONVENIENTLY BLAMING IT ON MY EX.

The asshole even still has both hands. So much for my hope that the one he caught the bullet in would get gangrenous and drop off or something.

Fucking Veidt. Fucking ship. Fucking giant squids. Fuck.

Ahoy?

Fri, 24 Apr 2009 18:47:07 GMT

(From this point on, this is a character journal for boatship )

I am such an idiot sometimes.

I know it's turned out okay for now, as far as I can see, but I still think it was probably a massive lapse of judgment on my part to actually take a boat trip that I only found out about thanks to getting a ticket in my Honey Nut Cheerios last week. It's probably just a sign of how badly I need a vacation that I jumped at the idea.

The room is nice, and we have Wi-Fi (obviously- I couldn't even tell you where we are at this point, but it's not as though the ocean has an infrastructure). When we did the lifeboat rehearsal this morning, the ship's crew took care of all the herding people onto the right decks, but I took note of where everything is in case I end up having to do a sequel to the tenement fire incident. (I also took note of which verandas we're allowed to smoke on, so I can purposely avoid them. If I'm going to have a dangerous habit, it might as well be the one that doesn't wreck my lungs.)

Wed, 15 Apr 2009 23:24:27 GMT

Every day I try to tell myself that I survived what could have possibly been the end of the world, and I should be feeling far more self-actualized and content with what I have, when I compare what happened to all those other people just a few months ago.

That's when I realize that Goddammit, pondering this just makes me want another smoke.

PS- I find it highly insensitive of Li Pan's Chinese Kitchen to serve commemorative calimari. Shame on you.

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FUCK

Ahoy?

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